It's time for a fairly exciting site announcement: We Ain't Got No History is joining up with the Chelsea Offside! We here at WAGNH have been big fans of the function which Jack plus Devin have been doing over there -- we may argue which this site has been at smallest partially modelled following their function -- plus we're thrilled which they're joining up with you here because you function to enhance the website nevertheless further. Please provide them (as well as the brand-new commenters which are certain to adhere to them over) a rather warm acceptance.
If you're not absolutely familiar with the 2 modern writers (you really need to be, silly!), here's a concerns plus answers session to receive we started.
WAGNH: David Luiz?
Jack: Deity. I mean, he met Carlos Valderrama last week as well as the planet didn't explode. We do the math.
Devin: In another lifetime, he'd have been an good hipster. His Instagram account could henceforth be termed as 'The Tales of Sideshow Bob plus Assorted Native Friends'. Brilliant player with the raw skill inside the globe, simply requirements another season or 2 to refine his abilities. Here's hoping he takes Lucas Piazon because a roommate as well as the 2 embark found on the quintessential Bill plus Ted's Excellent Adventure spinoff we've all been secretly pining for.
W: How lengthy have we been blogging regarding Chelsea?
J: Man, for a while. I think I picked up Chelsea Offside, that was dormant at the time, inside January 2008. A fast filter found on the WordPress dashboard informs me which I did over 1,700 posts throughout my time over there. Christ I'm dull.
D: Lets see, I answered the call inside January of 2011 plus, inside brief, it really clicked. Been at this for a brief while yet therefore far I've absolutely learned the pros of not slating Jose Mourinho, which Spurs fans may flame we irrespective of context, plus which inspite of the public perception, many Chelsea fans have a deeper learning of what transpires than meets the eye.
W: Who is a favourite Chelsea player?
J: Past - Claude Makelele. The man's ability to reach an elite level without possessing elite - or wonderful - bodily talent remains an inspiration. I'm going to break out the practice cones now really thinking about him. Present - Ramires. If you don't love this child, perfectly, you are able to go to heck. His skillset reminds 1 of the young Michael Essien - with more dynamism, when that's even potential. It's a joy to observe the Brazilian regularly.
D: Considering I've pined for Eden Hazard to join the ranks for certain 3 years, I'd need to tip my limit inside his way. However, my heart belongs to the tried plus true mixture of John Terry plus Frank Lampard. Their love may not rival which of Juan Mata plus Fernando Torres, however, hey, it functions for me.
W: What more are we hoping for from this summer? Expecting?
J: A shiny unique job. And a unique lush habitat inside that to settle. Oh, you're referring to Chelsea? Apologies. Defensive reinforcement then is essential (appropriate back, por favor), because is a center forward provided the likeliness of the loan for young Romelu. Also: I wouldn't be opposed to adding an elite midfielder, plus getting a redo from adidas about which change strip. Bloody awful.
D: A right back plus an alternative striker to offer cover could Lukaku create his mandatory leave about loan. Additionally, more sponsorship works with many Russian companies which might or can not be connected to blood funds. I'm ok with this, offered you continue to import the number one plus brightest skill from over the world, (see: Oscar).
W: Where might you finish inside the league upcoming year?
J: Among the Champions League places. Too secure? Try second then. Chelsea have greatly improved their total amount of skill, however, nonetheless shortage depth inside key regions. While continued strengthening is within the cards according to Ron, I stay of the opinion, because much because it pains me, which we're not very about par with City. Perhaps we'll be by the finish of August; then again, possibly City is a van Persie - plus that knows whom else - wealthier.
D: Top of the table, naturally. It's excellent time you focus the energies towards domestic redemption. Roman got his fairytale, today it's time to take care of company plus reclaim what exactly is naturally ours. Additionally, I can't belly another Manchester success, despite my willingness to support the hot sky blue overlords.
W: Who is much more awesome, Steve or Graham?
J: Graham Taylor, hands down. Gerrard could piss off.
D: I'm going with CarefreeChronic. He demands this.
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